60+ Whatsapp Status |Whatsapp Status & Quotes 2016

Whatsapp is most famous messenger and online caller platform.Now a days every one use whatsapp.you can also talk with two or more freinds as group chatting.

For Whatsapp users we have compiled whatsapp status for you.you can share this on your social media profile like twitter,linkedin,Whatsapp and facebook etc.

Top Whatsapp Status  & Quotes 2016

  • I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
  • I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”.
  • Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…
  • I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…
  • You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
  • Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.
  • Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
  • I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.
  • I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.


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Whatsapp Status
  • In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because
  • Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are…
  • Silence is the best response to a fool.
  • Ability to take failures makes you successful.
  • I’m the dude with cool attitude
  • Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
  • HAPPINESS IS …driving your car after the car wash.
  • A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
  • I don’t care what people think or say about me!..

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Outstanding Status for Whats app :

1) I like cars with edges and women with curves
2) I don’t need therapy, I need a hug
3) In the history of the world, no one has ever washed a rented car.
4) I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…
5) Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it !
6) Time is precious waste it wisely.
7) I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me..
8) Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
9) Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!
10) Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
11) I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.
12) Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…
13) I don’t trust words, I trust ACTIONS.
14) Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
15) The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

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16) A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
17) The best way to predict your future is to create it.
18) Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
19) People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
20) Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
21) The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
22) There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
23) When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
24) Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
25) My life my rules. _|_
26) Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime when ever they find better road.

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27) WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
28) Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
29) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
30) Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…
31) Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful..
32) Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
33) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
34) There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..

35) I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
36) Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
37) Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
38) Be smarter than your smartphone
39) Status Unavailable, please try and reload again.
40) When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition

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Awesome Whatsapp Status 2016

Whatsapp Status
Whatsapp Status

41) THINK – It’s not illegal yet
42) ‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…
43) Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
44) The cars we drive say a lot about us.
45) I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart..
46) I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
47) I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
48) I am Waiting for GF Message!
49) I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder (Car Status)
50) I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

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51) Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
52) Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
53) Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..
54) A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
55) I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
56) I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
57) It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

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